When I was younger I wanted to be a writer. I wanted to create worlds like the ones I often lost myself within. I’d dream of sitting at a desk with thick cream paper in front of me, writing with a Shakespeare-esque feather quill in the most beautiful handwriting. I know that was a very romantic vision of myself. It is only now, too many years later, that I have found myself writing anything at all. But dreams come true, I now write my own blog and the wonderful Innocent Sex Toys have kindly sent the Bijoux Indiscrets Poeme Body Paint in Sweetheart Cherry flavour (quill included!), for free in exchange for an honest review. I may not write sonnets or novels that inspire or astound but I am proud to say I covered Mr Roses’ body in my writing with this product. What could be better?
When the body paint arrived it was in discreet packaging and also wrapped in black tissue paper with an innocent sex toys sticker inside. I love these types of little touches. I ripped this off excitedly and found the rather luxurious Bijoux Indiscrets Poeme box. It’s black and gold and the picture of the Poeme body paint in its gorgeous ink well style bottle and quill is just gorgeous.
As a chunky chick, who absolutely loves to ignore the amount of calories that hide in everything, I was absolutely horrified to find a huge nutritional Information sticker on the side of the box. I felt slightly grumpy about the knowledge being forced upon me. Pleasure plus calorie content, what were they thinking! At the same time though it is rather helpful. When I do decide to lose weight I will be able to indulge in this luxury item and be able to calorie count at the same time. Only 47 calories for 1/3 of the ink pot.
What Do You Need to Know About The Bijoux Indiscrets Poeme Body Paint?
This product is actually pretty simple. Paint it onto your partners body and indulge your senses. Let the ruby red liquid drip from the quill like ink, write with it or draw with it. Enjoy the strong, sweet, rich smell of cherries. Savour the sour but sweet taste as you kiss and lick it from your partners body. It really is a treat.
One thing to remember though is as this is full of syrup and sugar it is not suitable for application to the vulva or vagina as this may cause yeast infections, which isn’t a sexy problem to acquire.
What was the Bijoux Indiscrets Poeme Body Paint like?
The Bijoux Indiscrets Poeme Body Paint in Sweetheart Cherry flavour is absolutely stunning. It is so beautiful to look at that I think it would make a perfect gift for someone. I love the ink pot and the gorgeously soft feather quill. As long as you avoid getting the feathers in the paint it actually makes a lovely little tickler too.
The paint itself is a beautiful, deep red colour and smells divine. It could be used just to drizzle on ice cream. It has the consistency of syrup and is very sticky. You can draw and write with it but it is not as easy as I would have hoped. I would have preferred for it to be slightly thinner, I think it would have been easier to use then. It has a super sweet but sour cherry flavour that I adored. Mr Rose wasn’t too keen on the flavour though and found it too sickly. You don’t need to use a lot of this to have fun though as a little goes a long way, less than 47 calories.
It may be very sticky but this only led to a pretty wonderful shower together too. I really need to try the other flavours now. Yes there are more and they sound very enticing. Further flavours include Dark Chocolate, Wild Strawberry, Butter Caramel and Doughnut Delight. Mmmmm Mr Rose covered in Doughnut. The chunky chick in me swoons at the thought.
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|Appearance:||(5 / 5)|
|Smell:||(5 / 5)|
|Taste:||(4 / 5)|
|Ease of Use:||(3.5 / 5)|
|Will I Use it Again:||(4.5 / 5)|