HUM Vibrator – An Artificially Intelligent Vibrator

Wikipedia has described A.I. as “intelligence exhibited by machines. In computer science, an ideal “intelligent” machine is a flexible rational agent that perceives its environment and takes actions that maximize its chance of success at some goal.”  The HUM vibrator assesses it’s environment and adapts to achieve a goal, and what a goal that is!  It’s goal is your orgasm. 

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When I heard about the HUM vibrator I had to get in contact, I needed to learn more.  I have had a number of conversations with the makers of HUM and have found them to be incredibly open and honest about their product.  They took time to explain how it worked and answered any questions that I had.  I felt very valued as a customer, nothing was too much trouble for the team at HUM.  They are very passionate about their product.  They even offered to send the HUM to me for free in exchange for an honest review.

Features of The HUM Vibrator

The HUM has a smooth, simple design.  If I’m honest it resembles a brightly coloured bowling pin or a sleek chess piece.  It is unintimidating and unexciting to look at.  However, when you take a look at some of the beautiful colours that are available on Meethum.com they really make the HUM stand out as something special.  There are some sleek classy colours and some unusual ones.

I was lucky enough to be sent two of these beautifully designed vibrators.  A pink milkshake coloured one and, after an interesting discussion on colours, I was sent a one of a kind, black, pink and glow in the dark mixed one.  It is stunning and reminds me of swirling smoke in the night.  A faint glow visible within the pink.

 

Colours available from Meethum.com are Pure White, Limo Black, Blue Glow (in the dark), Frost and Sky. They range in price from $199-$229.

The HUM vibrator uses body safe materials (silicone and a super-soft body safe coating).

It is fully waterproof. Meaning it can be used to make bathing and showering much more fun.

The HUM is rechargeable, but unlike most rechargeable toys, you don’t have to mess around with plugging in wires, piercing the silicone etc.  It is just placed onto its charging base.  Charging takes around two hours.  The base plugs into any USB portal and has a light indicator to show when the HUM has finished charging.  The light is blue whilst charging and turns green once charging is complete.  I thought this was brilliant.  It was clear and easy to use (and a little bit gadget like).  No messing around and once you finish playing with the HUM, give it a quick clean and just pop it onto the base ready for next time.

The most exciting feature has to be its ability to respond to your motion and touch.  It responds to squeezing, rotation, rhythmic movement and rocking.  You can also alter the intensity level manually with the plus and minus buttons.  The HUM vibrator can repeat patterns of your use or this feature can be turned off by simply flipping the vibrator 180 degrees.  This is an incredibly simple explanation of what exactly the HUM does.  It was designed by two physicists who have completely reinvented the traditional vibrator.  What could be better than a vibrator that senses what is working for you and alters it’s behaviour to please you?  Perhaps it is the perfect lover, in Robocock form! It “Hums you back” is a pretty perfect slogan.

Rose’s Experience of the HUM

 

When the HUM vibrator arrived I couldn’t wait to experience it.  It arrived incredibly quickly, shockingly so in fact.  The box the HUM arrived in is a very simple, plain white one.  It’s the perfect thing for discretion, and keeping your robotic lover a secret from those all-seeing nosey neighbours next door.

I have to admit I was expecting a rather lavish packaging to accompany this luxury priced toy.  The fact that HUM went for a simple box means that every penny/cent went into the toy itself.

 

As I mentioned above the HUM is a very simple looking toy, sleek curves but otherwise it is pretty plain.  So shockingly, the moment I picked it up out of its simple box I was in love.  It is so soft, so smooth and tactile.  I didn’t want to put it down and I kept running my hands over it.  I turned it on, by pressing and holding the HUM writing, and played with it for a long time.

It made love to my hands!  I squeezed it gently and it increased its vibrations for a second to match by gentle touch.  I grasped it hard and it buzzed intensely under my fingers until I released it.  Playing with it was addictive.  After an age, I passed it over to Mr Rose to exam.  I wondered if it would have the same effect on him as it did on me.  He spent ages feeling it and refused to give it back.  If you want stress relief I recommend it for that alone!

I wrestled it away from Mr Rose and applied my favourite lubricant.  Due to the HUM’s special coating you should be able to use any type of lubricant you want to, although I decided to stick with a water-based one.

 

I turned the HUM on once again and saw that the warm red light had come on, this also indicates how much battery is left, if it flashes once it needs charging, flashing three times means it’s at full charge.  This is wonderful as running out of battery mid Robof**k would be heart breakingly frustrating, there might even be a few tears shed!

Due to the HUMs simple shape it glided beautifully inside of me and I played with its’ functions.  Rocking the HUM in and out of me caused it to start mimicking the pattern.  I’m not normally one for using patterns on vibrators as non of them have ever suited me.  I normally find them off putting.  I don’t normally like the change in pace as it can end up edging me, getting me close and stopping.  This felt different though as it was matching what I was doing it hardly felt like a pattern at all.

I started squeezing my pelvic floor muscles and even the weakest ones I could do were creating a response from the HUM.  I was starting to really enjoy the HUM.  Whereas I normally find myself clashing with patterns these are totally in tune with me.  It is an unusual but incredibly satisfying feeling to be controlling this machine with my vagina.  I did use the buttons to increase the level of intensity but not to the maximum as I found the ability to feel it Humming you back decreased at the very top speed.  It is an incredible experience.

This is one of the quietest vibrators I have ever used too.  I mustn’t forget to mention that.  I hardly noticed it.  If you want a discreet toy for use in a busy household I strongly recommend purchasing the HUM.

Conclusion

When I first heard about the HUM vibrator I was incredibly excited to try a different type of vibrator.  A first of its kind, an artificially intelligent one.  Now that I have tried it I can’t wait to see more.  I don’t know if it will suit everyone, as it certainly is a completely different type of experience, which has totally made me question exactly what it is that I want from a sex toy.

It has so many thing going for it.  It’s so quiet.  It’s waterproof.  The HUM is made using body safe materials.  The design is simple but beautiful. I’ve played with it a lot and each time it feels a little different.  It isn’t the rumbliest of vibrators but it isn’t particularly buzzy either, it is somewhere in between.  Considering it is a complicated concept (A.I.), the HUM has been designed with simplicity of use in mind.

Are there any cons?  The price is pretty high but I do think it is a high quality item. I honestly don’t know if this will suit everyone but it certainly worked for me.  It isn’t safe for anal play due to having only a small flange/rim, but HUM are considering rectifying this with a different model in the future.

I really hope that HUM continues to develop their product into a range of toys in the future…something with clit stimulation too perhaps.  Or a kegel exerciser.

Appearance:   (4 / 5)
Features:   (5 / 5)
Quality:   (5 / 5)
Orgasm Rating: (4.5 / 5)
Will I Use it Again:   (4.5 / 5)

If you would like to purchase your own Artificially intelligent pleasure machine you can find the HUM here.

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